SELLOUTS

these cats are cool with us

yet again, another animal that's not a CAT thinking they can do something COOL! What a failure this poor guy is:

YOU CAN'T FAKE CUTENESS LIKE THIS

bird-flail

another imposter, but this one needs positive reinforcement conditioning and a leash pulled by a creepy guy just to ride. what a dick.

death box slam

the highest of cool

the only time you should ride a log is when you're taking a p00p. DWEEB!

baby steps

fuck you